Dear ASS,
Some people say, Singaporeans only know how to complain about anything and everything, never show any appreciation. I'll like to say, that is simply not true.
In fact, I'll like to personally commend PM Lee for keeping his mouth closed during the recent weeks of the Terrax incidents.
PM Lee has been unusually quiet during these recent weeks following the Terrax, and it has not gone unnoticed. Mr Tan Jee Say has criticised PM Lee for being as quiet as a mouse these recent weeks.
He say it like it's a bad thing.
PM Lee didn't say anything recently. This means, he made zero pork soup jokes, he pissed off zero Chinese, he pissed off zero Americans. THIS IS A VERY GOOD THING!!
Our esteemed PM has taken much effort to deviate from his usual modus operandi of shooting his mouth off and pissing the heck out of everyone. All of us must recognize the tremendous effort our PM has given, and we must show our appreciation and gratitude.
Dear PM Lee, your efforts in keeping your mouth closed has not gone unnoticed, and I, as a humble Singaporean, sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart. We appreciate the amount of effort you have taken to see to this monumental task, and we would like to say, please keep up the good work. And please remember to keep your mouth closed. Forever, if possible.
Angry Citizen
A.S.S. Contributor
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